tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24731384.post1067106077347728150..comments2023-04-16T05:43:18.780-07:00Comments on Who Said Pixies Are Rational Creatures?: Guys and Dolls and OthersSha'el, Princess of Pixieshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14049854555801812071noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24731384.post-8100349625352548562011-06-09T12:27:39.439-07:002011-06-09T12:27:39.439-07:00"I don’t exercise. If god had wanted me to be..."I don’t exercise. If god had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor" – Joan Riverswiddershinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04205462833259334647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24731384.post-33826486886822333542011-06-09T10:56:01.221-07:002011-06-09T10:56:01.221-07:00Every Scotsman's fantasy is to have two women....Every Scotsman's fantasy is to have two women....one cleaning, the other dusting...RVA_Grandpahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03733453333282446542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24731384.post-51324134763003753192011-06-08T23:08:42.306-07:002011-06-08T23:08:42.306-07:00An exchange between Winston Churchill and MP Bessi...An exchange between Winston Churchill and MP Bessie Braddock:<br /><br />- Winston, you're drunk!<br />- Bessie, you're ugly. But to-morrow I shall be sober....An occasional readernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24731384.post-13850420857366395822011-06-08T17:41:35.526-07:002011-06-08T17:41:35.526-07:00"Ah, Kyla, drinking makes you look so bonnie...."Ah, Kyla, drinking makes you look so bonnie."<br />"But Donald, I dinna drink!"<br />"But I do!"Sha'el, Princess of Pixieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14049854555801812071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24731384.post-34244522183656398712011-06-08T17:37:05.911-07:002011-06-08T17:37:05.911-07:00An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sta...An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field.<br /><br />The Englishman says "Look at that fine English cow."<br /><br />The Irishman disagreed, saying "No, it's an Irish cow."<br /><br />The Scotsman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument. <br /><br />"No, it's a Scottish cow - it's got bagpipes underneath!"Lucas Darrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01405530729663443670noreply@blogger.com