Tuesday, November 10, 2015

From Harry

Two men were sitting next to each
other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't
help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."

The other
guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"

The first guy says, "So am I! And
where abouts from Ireland might you be?"

The other guy answers, "I'm from
Dublin, I am." 

The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And
what street did you live on in Dublin?" 

The other guy says, "A lovely little
area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."

The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what
school would you have been going?"

The other guy answers, "Well now, I went
to St. Mary's of course." 

The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And
so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?" 

The other guy answers,
"Well, now, I graduated in 1964." 

The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord
must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up
in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964
my own self." 

About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down,
and orders a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters, "It's
going to be a long night tonight." 

The guy asks, "Why do you say

"The Murphy twins are drunk again."

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