Thursday, February 12, 2015

Drinkin' Buddies

A man and his pet goat walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking.

They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other.

Finally, the bartender says: "Last call."

So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my goat."

The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the goat falls over dead.

The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.

The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there."

To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a goat."


  1. GROAN!!!

    That is the worse man-takes-a-goat-into-a-bar joke I have ever heard. Okay, it's the only man-takes-a-goat-into-a-bar joke I have ever heard.

    I shorted my coffee through my nose!

  2. An occasional reader12:51 PM

    The goat joke I like best prolly came from the same place....

    A devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
    Three weeks later, a goat walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
    The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
    He took the precious book out of the goat's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
    "Not really," said the goat. "Your name is written inside the cover."

  3. These goats! I laughed again!!