Friday, January 23, 2015

Just Because ....


roberto said...

Perfect. Perfect.

roberto said...

You Welsh, Scottish, and German-Austro-American friends, make me crazy.

An occasional reader said...

A few bagpipe jokes:

Q. Why do bagpipers always walk when they play?
A. Moving targets are harder to hit.

Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.

Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit the ducks.
(also used for banjo players)

Q. What's the difference between the Great Highland and Northumbrian bagpipes?
A. The GHB burns longer [but the Northumbrian burns hotter]

Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus?
A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.

Q: What do you call twenty bagpipes at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.

Q. What's the definition of a gentleman?
A. Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Harry H said...

One of the good things about being American is that we don't hear the pipes frequently. Therefore we don't know if they are in tune or not.