Friday, January 23, 2015

Just Because ....


  1. Perfect. Perfect.

  2. You Welsh, Scottish, and German-Austro-American friends, make me crazy.

  3. An occasional reader6:58 AM

    A few bagpipe jokes:

    Q. Why do bagpipers always walk when they play?
    A. Moving targets are harder to hit.

    Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
    A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.

    Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
    A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit the ducks.
    (also used for banjo players)

    Q. What's the difference between the Great Highland and Northumbrian bagpipes?
    A. The GHB burns longer [but the Northumbrian burns hotter]

    Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus?
    A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.

    Q: What do you call twenty bagpipes at the bottom of the ocean?
    A: A good start.

    Q. What's the definition of a gentleman?
    A. Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

  4. One of the good things about being American is that we don't hear the pipes frequently. Therefore we don't know if they are in tune or not.