Thursday, December 25, 2014

Watcher Beware

2 comments:

  1. What's black and white, black and white, black and white? ... a penguin? I thought it was a nun rolling down a hill.

    What's black and white and red all over? A penguin who got hit by the mafia.

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  2. An occasional reader3:32 PM

    A very close cousin to one of the jokes told is the Mahatma Gandhi one...

    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....

    A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis...


    Then you've got a Buddhist monk, who's refusing the anaesthetic for his root canal work. What's he trying to do?

    Transcend dental medication...

    And what's wrapped in tin-foil and rings bells?

    The lunch-pack of Notre Dame...

    Sigh. Take him away. Please.

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