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Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Guys and Dolls and Others

I am comment deprived ...


Blogger Anthony said...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field.

The Englishman says "Look at that fine English cow."

The Irishman disagreed, saying "No, it's an Irish cow."

The Scotsman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument.

"No, it's a Scottish cow - it's got bagpipes underneath!"

5:37 PM  
Blogger Sha'el, Princess of Pixies said...

"Ah, Kyla, drinking makes you look so bonnie."
"But Donald, I dinna drink!"
"But I do!"

5:41 PM  
Anonymous An occasional reader said...

An exchange between Winston Churchill and MP Bessie Braddock:

- Winston, you're drunk!
- Bessie, you're ugly. But to-morrow I shall be sober....

11:08 PM  
Blogger Harry H said...

Every Scotsman's fantasy is to have two cleaning, the other dusting...

10:56 AM  
Blogger widdershins said...

"I don’t exercise. If god had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor" – Joan Rivers

12:27 PM  

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