Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Guys and Dolls and Others

I am comment deprived ...

5 comments:

Anthony said...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field.

The Englishman says "Look at that fine English cow."

The Irishman disagreed, saying "No, it's an Irish cow."

The Scotsman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument.

"No, it's a Scottish cow - it's got bagpipes underneath!"

Sha'el, Princess of Pixies said...

"Ah, Kyla, drinking makes you look so bonnie."
"But Donald, I dinna drink!"
"But I do!"

An occasional reader said...

An exchange between Winston Churchill and MP Bessie Braddock:

- Winston, you're drunk!
- Bessie, you're ugly. But to-morrow I shall be sober....

Harry H said...

Every Scotsman's fantasy is to have two women....one cleaning, the other dusting...

widdershins said...

"I don’t exercise. If god had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor" – Joan Rivers