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posted by Sha'el, Princess of Pixies | 10:54 AM
"Dau 2. It’s only a bug.""Dau 3: But it’s an ugly bug.""Dau 2: All bugs are ugly."Fascination with bugs must have skipped a generation.By the way, the pixie has a cute upturned nose.
Pixie nose! Soooo cute!
Pixies noses are one of the sources of pixie cooties.
Ahem! How uninformed can one be?! Pixies do NOT have cooties. Boys do.
Is this the same pixie who blushed on November 19?
Yes, this would be the blushing pixie.
Boy cooties and pixie cooties are, of course, different.Pixie cooties have long been a source of tribulation from the fey. Pixies always deny the existence of pixie cooties, but cootieologists know differently.
Cootieology is not an exact science. Since pixies are often in contact with boys (males of doubtful maturity but with cute sometimes knobby knees), we have developed an immune system that modifies the boy-cooties. What cootieologists see as pixie cooties are neurtralized boy cooties. The immunity does not extend to fairies. If the cooties rub off on a fairy, bad things can happen to them. Their voices can get all squeeky and they may shed scales (some fairies have scales). Or they may feel inclined to wander down on fourth and pine ...
Just think. A pixie nose generated all these comments. Think of the comments other parts would generate.
I guess I got the last word on that one.
Not hardly. I'm just thinkin' 'bout which toe to photograph and post. ...
The toe with the least cooties.
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